BISEXUAL
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Not gay. Not straight. Just twice the fun. This Candle Smells Bisexual is here to celebrate your chaotic, colorful, incredibly hot bi energy. It smells like glitter and confidence, feels like panic-texting two crushes at once, and burns brighter than your unresolved feelings for both Natalie Portman and Ryan Gosling. If you’ve ever been accused of “confusing the straights,” this one’s for you.
Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle is as layered, dynamic, and unbothered as your dating history. (Yes, we saw your Spotify Wrapped and yes, it was extremely bi.)
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet, soft, and versatile (just like you, babe).
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Noir Suede – Bold, mysterious, and impossible to label.
Made With:
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100% plant-based wax, because being eco-conscious is also bisexual culture.
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40 hours of burn time, or enough to rewatch The Mummy (1999) on repeat while questioning everything.
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Eco-friendly glass jar, perfect for storing tiny bisexual flag pins, concert stubs, and unspoken feelings.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you're flirting with everyone at the function, doing some light bi-chaos online, or just need a reminder that your identity isn’t a phase—it’s a power. Also a killer gift for that one friend who claims they’re “like, not into labels.”
Light up This Candle Smells Bisexual and let it fill your space with glitter, confidence, and the subtle scent of “yeah, I’d date them both.” Because being bi? Is a blessing. And this candle is your bi-fume of choice.
