This Candle Smells Like SCHITT'S CREEK

Small town charm, but make it designer. This candle is a tribute to the most accidentally iconic little town in the middle of nowhere—the place where roadside motels double as penthouses, Café Tropical serves whatever that menu is, and a little bit of Alexis will forever be in our hearts. Whether you’re here for Moira’s award-worthy pronunciation of “bébé,” David’s signature sweaters, or Roland’s deeply concerning fashion choices, Schitt’s Creek proves that home is wherever the WiFi connects automatically.

Light it up, and suddenly, you’re strolling down the one and only street in town, dodging a Jazzagals rehearsal while Johnny tries yet again to make the motel profitable.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla Coconut – Warm, inviting, and just a little extra—like a handwritten eviction notice delivered with panache.
• Noir Suede – Deep, moody, and undeniably expensive-smelling—like the kind of fragrance Moira would describe in three languages before refusing to pay for it.

Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—which is just enough time for Stevie to pretend she doesn’t care before she totally does.

And when the wax is gone? The candlecup sticks around to store all your most important trinkets—like your estate-sized collection of sunglasses or a set of Rosebud Motel keys (because somehow you still have a room).

Features:

✔ Two signature scents: Vanilla Coconut (light, indulgent, and a little flashy) or Noir Suede (rich, dramatic, and impossible to ignore).
✔ Renewable plant-based wax—because even in Schitt’s Creek, we care about the environment.
✔ 40 hours of burn time—longer than Jocelyn’s patience for Moira’s artistic choices.

Pro-tip: Gift this to the Schitt’s Creek fan in your life (or keep it for yourself, because honestly, you’re simply the best).

Light it up, and let This Candle Smells Like Schitt’s Creek remind you that sometimes losing everything is the best thing that ever happened to you.