This Candle Smells Like JOFFREY BARATHEON

$18.00 CAD

vanilla
coconut

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Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.

noir
suede

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Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.

Scent

Step into the dubious glow of royalty with This Candle Smells Like Joffrey Baratheon. Ideal for those who love to hate the young king whose reign was as short as his temper. Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle captures the essence of a throne room that's as filled with schemes as it is with silk.

Scent Options:

  • Vanilla Coconut: Sweet yet slightly sinister, much like Joffrey’s deceptive charm when he wanted to impress.
  • Noir Suede: Dark and oppressive, a reminder of the shadowy corners of power where the real games are played.

Made With:

  • 100% plant-based wax, ensuring a clean burn, so you don’t choke... on the fumes, of course.
  • 40 hours of burn time, more than enough to outlast Joffrey’s brief and tumultuous rule.
  • Eco-friendly glass jar, sturdy enough to withstand a royal tantrum or to be repurposed as a regal holder for your collection of mini scepters.

Pro-tip: Perfect for viewing parties, dramatic reenactments of your favorite scenes, or just basking in the glow of your own, much more benevolent reign over the living room.

Light up This Candle Smells Like Joffrey Baratheon and let each flicker remind you that true power often comes in small, petulant packages. It's a regal way to fill your space with an aroma that says, 'I'm the king, and I can do terrible things if I want to.' Enjoy the scent of sovereignty—but watch your back.

This candle doesn't actually smell like Joffrey Baratheon, obviously, but it does smell absolutely incredible.