KAZAA

$16.00 CAD

vanilla
coconut

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Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.

noir
suede

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Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.

Scent

Ready to relive the golden age of peer-to-peer file sharing? This Candle Smells Like Kazaa transports you back to the early 2000s, when every download was a mix of excitement and the mild fear of legal retribution. Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle captures the thrill and trepidation of downloading everything from hit singles to questionable screen savers.

Scent Options:

  • Vanilla Coconut: Sweet and slightly rebellious, much like the thrill of downloading your first illicit MP3.
  • Noir Suede: Dark and daring, evoking the stealthy late-night music hunts that defined a generation of digital pirates.

Made With:

  • 100% plant-based wax, because we support sustainable practices, unlike the digital piracy of yesteryear.
  • 40 hours of burn time, long enough for you to finally sort through those old burned CDs and playlists.
  • Eco-friendly glass jar, ideal for stashing your collection of vintage thumb drives and old MP3 players.

Pro-tip: Spark this candle at your next retro party or give it as a gift to that friend who still boasts about their once-massive digital library. It’s a playful way to remember the days when 'sharing' meant more than just social media posts.

Light up This Candle Smells Like Kazaa and let it fill your space with memories of the lawless days of internet downloads. Whether you’re celebrating your digital heritage or just getting a kick out of the nostalgia, this candle is a nod to the adventurers who navigated the wild, wild web armed with nothing but a dial-up connection and a lot of courage. Here’s to the downloads that didn't end in a virus!