STAY ALERT, STAY SAFE
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
If Stay Alert, Stay Safe taught us anything, it’s that cartoon rabbits yelling at us about stranger danger somehow worked—and also lowkey traumatized an entire generation of Canadian children. This candle is for everyone who can't hear the phrase "streetproofing" without flashing back to those slightly terrifying PSAs sandwiched between episodes of Street Cents and Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Choose Your Signature Scent:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and soothing, like the comfort of getting home safe before the streetlights came on.
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Noir Suede – A little edgy and a lot intense—just like the vibes those animated bunnies gave off for no reason.
Made With:
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100% Plant-Based Wax – Because grown-up you cares about sustainability, even if childhood you was too busy side-eyeing strangers.
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40 Hours of Burn Time – Long enough to rewatch every vintage PSA and wonder how this wasn’t a horror series.
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Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for storing your inner child’s sense of vague dread or retro safety pins.
Pro-tip: Light this candle when you need a little protection from the weird energy in your neighborhood or just miss the days when a cartoon rabbit could make you feel safe (and slightly judged).
Light up This Candle Smells Like Stay Alert Stay Safe and let the glow guide you through the nostalgia of awkward 90s cautionary tales. Because nothing says “Canadian childhood” like getting lectured by a rabbit in a safety vest. Stay alert. Stay fabulous. Stay lit.
