This Candle Smells Like a 34rd BIRTHDAY
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Thirty-four: where you’re still explaining technology to your parents but now also to some of your friends. Welcome to 34, the age when you can talk about the 90s like they were yesterday and feel old when a coworker doesn’t remember dial-up internet.
Light it up and toast to being 34, a year where you’re financially stable enough to buy the fancy cheese without a second thought but still debate whether it’s too late to start a band.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla Coconut – Comforting and familiar, perfect for those nights in, reminiscing about "the good old days" while you scroll through memes about adulting.
- Noir Suede – Sophisticated and robust, mirroring your evolving tastes that now prefer a quiet evening with a good book over a wild night out (well, sometimes).
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—just long enough to ponder whether you’re too young to be called mature or too mature to be called young.
Once the wax has dwindled, the chic candlecup is great for storing all the random chargers for gadgets that are apparently already obsolete.
Features:
- Two Signature Scents: Vanilla Coconut for those comforting moments of nostalgia; Noir Suede for embracing the classier side of getting older.
- Renewable Plant-Based Wax: Because you care about sustainability, now more than ever, as you consider the kind of future you’re shaping.
- 40 Hours of Burn Time: Enough to help you plan your next great life adventure—or at least to decide on your next Netflix binge.
Pro-tip: Gift this to the friend who’s expertly balancing grown-up responsibilities with their still-burning passion for 90s pop culture, or keep it for yourself as a reminder that age is just a high score in the arcade game of life.
Light up This Candle Smells Like a 34th Birthday and let each flicker reinforce that 34 is not just an age—it’s a badge of honor that says you’ve survived the weirdness of your twenties and you’re ready to make the most of what comes next.
