AOL CD-ROM

Welcome to the era of dial-up dreams, where your mailbox was less about bills and more about collecting free hours of the internet like Pokémon cards. This candle captures the inexplicable thrill of receiving an unsolicited AOL CD-ROM in the mail—because nothing said “you’re going places” like 1,000 free hours and a modem that screeched like it was summoning spirits.

Choose Your Signature Scent:

• Vanilla Coconut – Smooth and nostalgic, like the scent of your family room while you screamed at someone to get off the phone so you could finish your Neopets login.

• Noir Suede – A deeper, more mysterious nod to late-night chat rooms, sketchy screen names, and the digital underbelly of your preteen years.

Made With:

• 100% Plant-Based Wax – Because you’ve evolved beyond dial-up, but your candle habits can still scream “sustainable.”

• 40 Hours of Burn Time – Enough to recreate the vibes of your AIM away message era and burn through 4 AOL trial periods.

• Eco-Friendly Glass Jar – Perfect for storing old USB sticks, floppy disks, or the collection of CD-ROMs you still can’t throw away for “nostalgia.”

Pro-tip: Light this when you need a break from your 5G life or just want to channel the energy of someone who used "hotstuff_99" as an email address. Great gift for the friend who still instinctively types “ASL?” during small talk.

Light up This Candle Smells Like an AOL CD-ROM and transport your space back to a simpler time—when logging on felt like hacking into NASA, the internet was full of possibility (and viruses), and no one judged your collection of free discs because we all had one. Here’s to the OG digital frontier—and the slow, screamy road that got us here.