This Candle Smells Like MY EX
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Got baggage? Let it go with a good laugh—This Candle Smells Like My Ex is perfect for lighting up and burning away the stench of past regrets. Adorned with the iconic poop emoji, because let's face it, some relationships deserve a less-than-sweet symbol. Whether they were more trouble than they were worth or just a chapter you’re glad you closed, the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede will help clear the air (literally and figuratively).
Scent Options:
- Vanilla Coconut: Ironically sweet, because sometimes looking back needs a hint of sugar to mask the bitterness.
- Noir Suede: Dark and rich, a robust reminder that things are looking up since they left.
Made With:
- 100% plant-based wax, because moving on is easier when it’s environmentally responsible.
- 40 hours of burn time, ample time to cleanse your space from their memory and maybe enjoy a few glasses of wine in the process.
- Eco-friendly glass jar, ready to repurpose for anything that actually deserves space in your life (unlike your ex).
Pro-tip: Ideal for a get-together with friends where you celebrate your freedom or for any moment you need a reminder of why you’re better off. Light this candle whenever you need a snicker or a full-blown laugh remembering the past.
Light up This Candle Smells Like My Ex and enjoy a therapeutic session of aroma-induced liberation. It’s not just a candle; it’s a beacon of your resilience and a toast to better days ahead. Here’s to the exes who taught us what we don’t want—may the bridges we burn light the way!
