VERY DELTA
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
Grab a coffee, park yourself in a seat that’s sturdy enough for the reads you’re about to endure, and prepare for the ultimate masterclass in side-eye and subtle destruction. This Candle Smells VERY DELTA channels the one, the only, Delta Work — the queen of coiffure, conversation, and cutting commentary — and wraps it all up in the sassiest scent session your living room has ever seen.
Expect a fragrance as sharp as her tongue, as sleek as her hair, and as unbothered as Delta schooling the children on what it really means to have taste.
Scent Options:
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Vanilla Coconut – Sweet and polished, just like the perfect set at a weekly blowout appointment.
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Noir Suede – Deep, elegant, and slightly intimidating — basically the scent equivalent of being silently judged from across the room.
Made With:
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Two Signature Scents – One for when you’re feeling diplomatic, one for when you’re ready to deliver a monologue that clears the room.
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Renewable Plant-Based Wax – Because looking good and doing good is Delta-approved.
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40 hours of burn time – Long enough to binge an entire season of VERY DELTA... and still have time left for a post-episode existential crisis.
Pro-tip: Light this candle before recording your own imaginary talk show, delivering a glam-packed soliloquy, or simply explaining — for the last time — why not all opinions need to be heard.
Light up This Candle Smells VERY DELTA and let it fill your space with the dry wit, the impeccable taste, and the quietly savage energy of everyone's favorite truth-teller. Here's to Delta Work: the patron saint of “I'm not mad, just extremely disappointed.”
