This Candle Smells Like a GOLDEN RETRIEVER
vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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Endless shedding, a boundless love for mud, and a knack for always finding the soggiest stick—welcome to the world of the Golden Retriever, where every greeting is a full-body experience and your clean floors are just a suggestion.
Light it up and you're instantly in the middle of your last impromptu bath, courtesy of a shake-off after a swim in the lake.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla & Coconut – Sweet, creamy, comforting like a Golden napping on your feet on a lazy afternoon.
- Noir Suede – Bold, sophisticated, mischievous like a Golden that just found another unguarded sandwich.
Hand-poured with renewable plant-based wax, this candle burns for 40 hours—just shy of the endurance of a Golden's tail during dinner time.
Post-burn, the chic candlecup serves perfectly for storing those endless tennis balls or the leash that somehow always ends up in the water.
Features:
- Two Signature Scents: Vanilla & Coconut for a sweet welcome; Noir Suede for that wet dog elegance.
- Renewable Plant-Based Wax: Because even Goldens care about the planet.
- 40 Hours of Burn Time: Not quite as long as it takes to dry off a Golden after a swim, but close.
Pro-tip: Gift this to the Golden Retriever owner who has embraced the perpetual layer of dog hair as a lifestyle, or keep it for yourself as a reminder of why life is better with a little more love and a lot more fur.
Ignite the This Candle Smells Like a Golden Retriever candle and let every flicker remind you of the joy and chaos of living with nature’s most exuberant mud magnet.
