This Candle Smells Like a BRITISH SHORTHAIR

Ever wanted the sophistication of a British accent with none of the upkeep? Light up This Candle Smells Like a British Shorthair and revel in the posh, slightly aloof ambiance that only a chubby-cheeked, plush-furred feline can inspire. Perfect for those who've ever been outsmarted by their supposedly sedate cat, this candle combines the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede to capture the essence of a cat who knows they’re royalty and isn’t afraid to show it.

Scent Options:

• Vanilla Coconut: Sweet and smooth, like the persuasive purr of your British Shorthair when it wants treats or a lap, despite your busy schedule.
• Noir Suede: Deep and opulent, echoing the luxurious feel of petting that dense, plush coat—right before it decides it’s had enough and gracefully exits the scene.

Made With:

• 100% plant-based wax, because the only thing more environmentally conscious than this candle is your cat’s attitude towards exertion.
• 40 hours of burn time, ample for those long staring contests with your furry overlord.
• Eco-friendly glass jar, stylish enough to repurpose as a throne for cat toys or those expensive cat treats they turn their nose up at.

Pro-tip: Perfect for lighting when you're recounting the tales of your British Shorthair’s latest antics or their total domination of the household. It’s also an ideal gift for the cat enthusiast who enjoys a bit of cattitude with their decor.

Light up This Candle Smells Like a British Shorthair and let the sophisticated, slightly mocking scents remind you why owning a cat is both a pleasure and a lesson in humility. Here’s to the British Shorthair, the cat that combines the charm of an English tea party with the disdain of an aristocrat who just saw you put milk in first.