THE SUBSTANCE

Embrace the enigmatic allure of "The Substance," a film that tangled more minds than the plot lines it dared to weave. Perfect for those who relish a cinematic puzzle so convoluted it circles back to simplicity. Infused with the scents of Vanilla Coconut and Noir Suede, this candle is a salute to every viewer who's ever paused a scene to ask, "But why?"

Scent Options:

• Vanilla Coconut: Sweet and complex, much like the movie's plot that twists more than a dance-off in a teen flick.

• Noir Suede: Dark and brooding, ideal for pondering over the movie's many, presumably deep, meanings.

Made With:

• 100% Plant-Based Wax: Because we all need something sustainable while we untangle the mess of narratives.

• 40 Hours of Burn Time: Enough to outlast even the longest director’s cut or to ponder whether that plot twist was brilliant or just bizarre.

• Eco-Friendly Glass Jar: Perfect for keeping your collection of unused movie tickets or as a stylish reminder of the time you thought you’d figured it all out.

Pro-tip: Light up This Candle Smells Like The Substance when you dive into another round of "films you must see before you die" or when you need the perfect atmospheric touch to your film noir-themed evening.

Light up The Substance candle and let its intriguing blend fill your space, setting the perfect backdrop for an evening of over-analyzing every movie twist. Whether it’s your guilty pleasure or a cinematic challenge, this candle captures the essence of loving films that leave us more confused than enlightened.