94th BIRTHDAY
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vanilla
coconut
Sweet, smooth, and comforting, like a creamy vanilla sundae with a tropical twist.
noir
suede
Deep, rich, and intriguing, like polished suede with a subtle hint of sandalwood.
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94 years? Pfft, that’s just practice. Here’s to those who've spent nearly a century turning heads and throwing shade with the precision of youth.
Choose Your Signature Scent:
- Vanilla Coconut – Sweet yet sassy, like the advice you still give.
- Noir Suede – Rich and deep, with layers of intrigue, much like your life.
Features:
- Two Signature Scents: Because why not smell as good as the century you’ve lived through?
- Renewable Plant-Based Wax: Eco-friendly, for the many generations you’ve inspired.
- 40 hours of burn time, enough to outlast even the longest reminiscing sessions.
Pro-tip: Ideal for the cheeky nonagenarian who’s seen it all but remembers only the best parts.
Light up This Candle Smells Like a 94th Birthday and celebrate another year of sharp wit and undimmed sparkle.
