Ah, the '90s. A simpler time of Tamagotchis, questionable denim choices, and endless debates over which Spice Girl are you? If you didn’t spend hours choreographing your own version of "Wannabe" and arguing with your friends about who got to be Baby Spice, were you even living?
Fast forward to today, and it turns out that your childhood obsession with a certain Spice Girl might reveal more about who you are now than you’d expect. So grab a Capri Sun, crank up the nostalgia, and let’s dive in:
Baby Spice (Emma Bunton)
Back then, you were all about pastel scrunchies, platform sneakers, and an unshakable belief that cuteness was a personality trait. Fast-forward to today, and you’re still serving soft, approachable energy. People probably describe you as "adorable" or "sweet," even when you’re delivering the most savage clapback in the group chat. You’re the person who brings snacks to a party and always has a backup phone charger.
Today’s vibe: You have a thriving collection of plants and an Instagram aesthetic that screams "soft life." You also probably have a knack for making everyone feel like the main character in their own movie.
Sporty Spice (Mel C)
You were the kid doing cartwheels in the backyard and convincing everyone to try the monkey bars at recess. Now, you’re all grown up but haven’t lost that competitive edge. Whether it’s dominating trivia night or just finding a way to close all your workout rings by 10 a.m., you’re always ready to bring your A-game.
Today’s vibe: You’re either running marathons, leading yoga classes, or mastering the art of balancing your love for health smoothies with your love for nachos. Your friends admire your discipline but also appreciate how you can turn any activity into a pep talk.
Scary Spice (Mel B)
Let’s be real—you were the vibe. Back in the day, you thrived on chaos (the fun kind) and brought the energy wherever you went. Today, you’re the friend who doesn’t just hype up others; you demand they hype themselves up too. You live loud, laugh hard, and probably have the best stories—ones that start with, "Okay, so I wasn’t going to do this, but…"
Today’s vibe: You’re unapologetically yourself, and people gravitate toward your confidence. You’re the person who convinces everyone to get matching tattoos on a whim. Do you regret them? Nah. You call it "character development."
Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham)
You were the friend who owned their life. You probably rocked a slick bun and pretended to enjoy sparkling water long before it was trendy. Today, you’re thriving in your boss energy. You’ve mastered the art of a minimalist wardrobe (black on black = forever chic) and have been known to drop the phrase “less is more” while sipping an oat milk latte.
Today’s vibe: You’re either killing it in your career, running your own empire, or just giving off the aura that you do. People probably come to you for advice on how to level up their lives. And yes, you still secretly dream of being whisked away in a little black dress and a private jet.
Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwell)
The icon. The moment. You weren’t afraid to be extra, and you knew how to steal the spotlight with zero apologies. These days, you’re still out there breaking hearts, glass ceilings, or both. You’ve reinvented yourself a few times (because duh, that’s what icons do), and you’re not afraid to take risks.
Today’s vibe: You’re a blend of chaos and charm. People love how unpredictable you are. One day you’re starting a business, the next you’re backpacking through Bali. Life’s too short for beige energy, and you know it.
Final Thoughts
At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter which Spice Girl was your fave—because if you were a true fan, you had a little bit of all of them in you. (Okay, except for the friend who insisted they only liked the Spice Boys. We’re still judging you a little.)
So tell us: who was your favorite Spice Girl, and did we nail it? Or are you ready to argue about this in the comments? Let us know, because you know we love a good throwback debate.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to rewatch Spice World and channel our inner girl power. ✌️
